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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
No way
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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