What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I am upper middle class and study at the London School of economics and Finance (economics and Finance). I am 18 years old. What are my chances of becoming a billionaire?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

No way

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts